Saturday 23 April 2011

pillow talk

I just need to get up and clean my teeth

go on then

I will, I'm just adjusting
my penis

adjusting it?

yes

adjusting it?

yes, just...
adjusting it,
I can't explain it, leave
me alone

what would you do if you
woke up one morning and
I had a penis?

do? what do you mean do? there's
no point thinking about it, it's never
happened: a guy wakes up, he's been
married for however many
years and his wife's completely normal, they're both
over forty, it
doesn't happen.
do? what the fuck are you talking about?

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