clamping down on crime

"Those who make the wrong decision, who engage in criminality, must be identified, arrested and punished, and we will make sure that happens."

Home Secretary Theresa May, 11th August

"The United Kingdom further states that the criminal prosecution of bank employees due to participation in tax offences is highly unlikely."

Clause in UK-Swiss tax deal agreed by Chancellor George Osborne, 23rd August

(spotted in Private Eye No. 1296)