Tuesday, 18 July 2017

LINKROT DISARRAY

When this blog (first known as this is my england) was started in April 2011, photos were uploaded straight onto blogspot/blogger. By December of the same year, this was no longer possible. There was a limit to the number of pictures that could be hosted on the platform. So a photo hosting service was needed. Photobucket was chosen.

Now, more than six years on, this blog looks like a fucking mess. Photobucket, apparently failing to make enough from advertising, is suddenly asking for $400 p.a. to enable continue third party hosting. Disinclined to go down this route, I am now spending a little time each day to work out which photos are associated with which posts and get them back up in the right places. This is made easier by the fact that Blogger (AKA Google)no longer seems to impose a limit on the number of pics one can upload to the platform. But it's still a laborious business. Ah, well. At least I learned the term "linkrot" as a result of this irritating episode. 

Sunday, 2 July 2017

BATTERY

You are sold the idea of owning a home. It's an anxiety sell: if you don't own your home, you're a loser, you're falling behind, you're not on the ladder being climbed by your more successful peers. So you get a job and your mum and dad give you the money you need for a huge deposit. The house is insubstantial. It was built, cheaply, more than one hundred years ago to house manual labourers who had no material possessions beyond a tin bath and two sets of clothes, one for work and one for Sunday best. Or you buy an overstyled, brand new tickytacky box made of crap. You work your loans and credit cards to fill the small space with things and to knock the walls about, not really managing to create a convincing copy of a look laid out in a magazine. A look to which you have been taught to aspire this month.

Then comes the redundancy, the illness, the divorce, the drugs, the booze, the this and that. So you lose "your" house. The bank sells it to another person who has been led to believe that she needs to "own" a "home". Repeat. Rinse. Repeat. Rinse. So those pennies saved by your mums and dads are steadily transferred to where they really belong - onto the balance sheets of banks bailed out with your money. No mortgage paid off ever again. The bank gets all your money and ruins your life. You are there to make them money. Housing developments are capital farms. You're a battery hen. Or, if you want to reference The Matrix and go all Scottish, "You're a battery, hen."