when you want to come over
like someone with an interesting past,
what will you say?
oh, there was this one time, right, I went to glastonbury and it was amazing,
we slept in a tent and we
like, queued to take a piss and
everything
oh and, one time I took acid, it
was insane, right, all these, like,
colours and stuff
oh and another time I thought
we were going to get arrested
on a train
for smoking
a lifetime stretches before you, sitting
bullshitting,
in an office, in front
of a laptop and docking station
in a long line
of laptops and docking stations
in a long line
of offices and lives
of sitting and bullshitting in front
of a laptop and docking station
everything: discovered
the world: a themepark packaged holiday
adventures: forget it, forget it and just see
a lot of TV
britain's got talent, hasn't it
pets do the funniest things, don't they
it's all about relocation, relocation, relocation
and
big brother is being watched by you, isn't it
back on channel 5 this summer, refusing to die
plenty to tell your grandchildren
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